A Dog's Breakfast (2007)

David Hewlett: Patrick

Quotes 

• Patrick : Maybe this is karma.

  Marilyn : Karma? What have I ever done?

  Patrick : Well, you told Dad I was gay.

  Marilyn : Yeah, you were.

  Patrick : No, I wasn't.

  Marilyn : Yes, you were. You had that boyfriend... What's his name?

  Patrick : I never had a boyfriend!

  Marilyn : Yes, you did. The weird little guy in the dress.

  Patrick : Amy.

  Marilyn : That was a girl?

• Marilyn : Is he sweet or what?

  Patrick : I'll take the "or what".

• Marilyn : Ix-nay on the Ookie-may.

  Ryan : Okay-way.

  Patrick : [sarcastically, feigning seriousness]  I'm not sure your code is secure.

• Patrick : [to Marilyn]  You're evil!

  [to Ryan] 

  Patrick : And you... you're SCOTTISH evil!

• Patrick : C'mon, it's easy, you just...

  [takes Mars' toothbrush and brushes own teeth, humming to himself; Mars walks away] 

  Patrick : Fine. Teach yourself, Dogbreath.

  [continues to brush teeth, then grimaces] 

  Patrick : What've you been eating?

• Ryan : Don't look.

  Marilyn : It's a surprise.

  Patrick : [rolls eyes]  Well, it can't be any worse than the last one.

  Ryan : [in unison with Marilyn]  Karaoke!

  Marilyn : [flicks switch to turn on machine]  Do!

  Patrick : Hm. Wrong again.

  Ryan : [with echo]  Do you karaoke?

  Patrick : I don't do that.

  [with echo] 

  Patrick : So that's a no.

• Patrick : Ryan, you okay? Feel a little better? Less dead maybe?

• Patrick : I got dropped on my head.

  Marilyn : You jumped off the roof.

  Patrick : It was an accident. I fell.

  Marilyn : In a cape and a mask?

  Patrick : The damage was done.

  Marilyn : You were 27.