- Kitty Forman: [Discussing possible retirement activities with Red] Well, you know, you could take a trip. When Amy O'Brien's husband retired, they went to see the nutcracker museum in Rhode Island. We don't have to go some place that fancy, but there is that cave in West Virginia I've been wanting to see.
- Steven Hyde: That's a good idea, Red. You and Kitty should travel. You know, see the world.
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: I saw the world when I was in the Navy. It shot at me.
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: I have to say, I looked forward to retirement as much as I looked forward to playing catch with my son. And both of them have left me bitterly disappointed.
- Jackie Burkhart: I can't believe I'm in a therapist's office- I mean, there's no way I'm gonna be able to talk for a whole hour?
- Dr. Hammond: Well, he sounds like a fine man. Or at least he is now, before you get your sadistic female claws into him and make him forget he ever was a man.
- Randy Pearson: [to Hyde, after Red storms out] He seemed mad - good thing you don't have to ever see him again!
- [Grins sardonically]
- Randy Pearson: Uh-oh!
- Fez: Jackie, what is it about me that makes every woman leave me? I'm going to die alone in an apartment full of candy and pornography! Although, as I say that, it doesn't sound so bad...
- Steven Hyde: Hey, Red - why are you working so hard? You should be enjoying your retirement!
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: There's still a lot to do around here: the hinge on that door is busted, that window needs caulking, and the backroom is such a mess, there's a bunch of weeds growing in there!