Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Course: Oblivion (1999)

Ethan Phillips: Neelix

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Neelix : [At Tom and B'Elanna's wedding]  Are you sure this rice isn't supposed to be cooked? Steamed? Fried...

  The Doctor : The idea is to shower the couple with a symbol of good fortune, not garnish them like a roast chicken.

• Neelix : Here's a lovely program modelled after a mountain resort on the fifth moon of Cytrax. Just you, B'Elanna, and the crickets.

  Tom Paris : Crickets?

  Neelix : Cytraxian crickets. Their song is reputed to be an auditory aphrodisiac.

  Tom Paris : A-ha. Well, between you and me, B'Elanna and I don't need aphrodisiacs.

  [both laugh] 

• [Neelix makes exotic suggestions for Tom's and B'Elanna's honeymoon] 

  Tom Paris : I was hoping for some place a little more down-to-earth.

  Neelix : Well, it's your honeymoon. Just how down-to-earth did you mean?

  Tom Paris : Earth!

• Tom Paris : Let me let you in on a little secret, Neelix: Earth has the best vacation spots in the galaxy; it's got the cultures, the climates, the history, the people - it has everything you ever want in a planet.

  Neelix : You sound like a travel brochure.

  Tom Paris : No. No. Just a native.

• [Janeway has appointed Neelix to be Medical Officer] 

  Neelix : What about my other duties?

  Captain Kathryn Janeway : Make sickbay your priority. Huh... At this point, morale is a luxury.