American Dad! (TV Series)
With Friends Like Steve's (2006)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien, Nipple Inmate
Quotes
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[last lines]
Stan Smith : Man, I'm getting hungry. Hey, let's go dig up your mother so she can make us breakfast!
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Barry : Thanks for driving me home, Mr. Smith. We're going faster than people.
Stan Smith : Quiet, fatty fat-fat fatty!
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Stan Smith : Hey, Donny, tell my son about the guy who tried to sneak a lipstick camera past the XR-21.
Donny : [reluctantly] I accidentally shot him.
Stan Smith : Yeah you did! It's called "justice," and it was hilarious!
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Stan Smith : [about Barry] Careful, Steve! He's as mad as he is fat!
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Stan Smith : Oh, you're off the hook, Steve. I know you never bought into the whole Nicaraguans-Russians-and-Cubans-invading-Colorado thing. Besides, I've got Barry now. I don't need you... per se.
Steve Smith : You don't need me?
Stan Smith : Per se, Steve. Geez, doesn't anyone appreciate Latin anymore?
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Barry : Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch.
[gives Steve the doormat]
Stan Smith : Great, it's the fat one.
Steve Smith : That's a doormat, Barry.
Barry : Who's Matt Barry?
Stan Smith : God, I hate you so much!
Steve Smith : Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?
Francine Smith : If it's okay with his parents.
Barry : Oh, they won't care. They never care.
Stan Smith : Good people. My kind of people.
[Barry's watch beeps]
Barry : Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?
Stan Smith : Fatty can use the garden hose!
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Stan Smith : Steve, do you still want to go to the Franklin Mint this weekend? The new Clara Peller commemorative plates are in. "Where's the beef?"
[laughs]
Stan Smith : Good question. Where was that beef? Nobody knew.
Steve Smith : Oh, my God! The Franklin Mint? Yeah, I'd rather die
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[Barry's watch beeps]
Barry : Time for my vitamin!
[Realizes he ran out of them]
Barry : I should run home and get more.
Stan Smith : You don't need those. Your little candy pills won't make you live forever, will they?
[seriously]
Stan Smith : Will they?