It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom (2006)

Sandy Martin: Mac's Mom

Quotes 

• Mrs. Mac : Don't find you attractive.

  Dennis Reynolds : What?

  Mrs. Mac : I think you're an ugly man.

  Dennis Reynolds : You think I'm ugly?

  Mrs. Mac : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not ugly. You're ugly.

  Mrs. Mac : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : [getting fed up]  Jesus Christ. What is wrong with you, woman? You're saying that I'm un... you don't find me attractive?

  Mrs. Mac : No.

  Dennis Reynolds : And you're what, not gonna have sex with me?

  Mrs. Mac : No.

  Dennis Reynolds : This is ridiculous. I'm, I'm out of here.

• Dennis Reynolds : [holding flowers and chocolates]  Hi.

  Mrs. Mac : What?

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm looking for Mrs. Mac. Is she in? I'm a friend of her son's.

  Mrs. Mac : I know you, Dennis.

  Dennis Reynolds : Oh... oh, my God... ah... it's been a long time. I haven't seen you in a while, you look different.

  Mrs. Mac : I gained a little weight.

  Dennis Reynolds : Is that what it is? 'Looks good on ya.

  Mrs. Mac : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : Yeah... Mind if I sit?

  [Mrs. Mac groans] 

  Dennis Reynolds : So, watching a little TV outside, huh?

  Mrs. Mac : I like the fresh air.

  Dennis Reynolds : Probably gets a little lonely though, every once in a while, watching TV out here by yourself. Every once in a while you probably want a man, right?

  [Mrs. Mac sighs] 

  Dennis Reynolds : Someone to fulfill your desires?

  [puts hand on Mrs. Mac's thigh] 

  Mrs. Mac : Oh... Not interested.

  Dennis Reynolds : Don't fight it, Mrs. Mac. Why don't we go inside and have a little fun.

  Mrs. Mac : 'Don't find you attractive.

  Dennis Reynolds : What?

  Mrs. Mac : I think you're an ugly man.

  Dennis Reynolds : You think I'm ugly?

  Mrs. Mac : Yeah.

  Dennis Reynolds : I'm not ugly, you're ugly.

  Mrs. Mac : Yeah.