- Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns, I've compiled list of safety recommendations for the plant.
- Mr. Burns: Well, let me throw back my legs and pollute my britches with delight.
- Homer Simpson: But the book said you'd applaud my initiative...
- Mr. Burns: What book is that? "The Ape Who Wanted a Big Bonus"? Stop wasting my time and get out of my sight, you corn-fed man-cow!
- Bart: Look at me! I'm Tomokazu Ohka of the Montreal Expos!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I'm Esteban Yan of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays!