Married... with Children (TV Series)

Whose Room Is It Anyway? (1987)

Ed O'Neill: Al Bundy

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• Al Bundy : What happened Steve?

  Steve Rhoades : Well, Al...

  Al Bundy : I'll tell you what happened Steve. Someone told women that they should start enjoying sex, too. That was the beginning of the end. Now they like it, but it's work for us!

• Al Bundy : [Referring to Kelly and Bud]  Yeah, in a couple of years, they'll be gone.

• Al Bundy : How are you doing, Steve? Are you comfortable?

  Steve Rhoades : Sure, Al.

  Al Bundy : How could you be without a backbone? You know damn well you and me wanted this pool table! How come she's the one racking the balls?

• Peggy Bundy : So, uh, what are you gonna spend your refund on?

  Marcy Rhoades : Well, we were thinking about taking a romantic trip to Paris.

  Peggy Bundy : Oh, I've always wanted to go to Paris.

  Al Bundy : Oh, yeah, Paris. Where they hate Americans. Where they won't let our bombers fly overhead. Oh, yeah, until they get invaded. Then they come crawling back to us, beret in hand, for us to bail them out with my tax dollars.

• Al Bundy : You know what I'd do if I had a few extra bucks?

  Marcy Rhoades : Bomb the French?

  Al Bundy : No, I was talking about a little extra money.

• Marcy Rhoades : Steve, let's start getting bids from some contractors.

  Steve Rhoades : And architects.

  Marcy Rhoades : And designers. I want to move on this thing, Steve.

  Steve Rhoades : I love you, Marcy.

  Marcy Rhoades : I love you, Steve.

  Al Bundy : I hate them, Peg.

  Peggy Bundy : They hate you, Al.

• Al Bundy : [to Peggy]  Who the hell spent thirty-nine ninety-five at a place called Ten Little Toenails?