It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Finds a Dumpster Baby (2007)

Danny Hill: Tan Clerk

Quotes 

• Tan Clerk : Let me get this straight. You want to put your baby into a tanning bed?

  Mac : That's correct.

  Tan Clerk : I'm sorry, that's against the law.

  Mac : Look, pal, we are well aware of the law, okay? We don't want to jam you up here. We just want to put him in there for a couple of minutes.

  Dee Reynolds : Just to get a base...

  Mac : Just to get a base.