Normal Adolescent Behavior (2007)

Amber Tamblyn: Wendy

Quotes 

• Sean : I got spanked for stealing once. It's cruel and it hurt. I'm never spanking my kids.

  Wendy : Sometimes you have to. Sometimes they are bad and they have to learn. I never learned. Hit me.

• Wendy : What kind of girl am I?

  Billie : A very bad girl.

  Wendy : Seriously... what kind?

  Billie : ...and when she was good she was very good and when she was bad she was horrid.

• Wendy : Don't be average.

• Wendy : Seriously when did being a lesbian become cooler than blowing a rock star?

  Billie : You've never blown a rock star.

  Wendy : Well, neither have you.

• Sean : What? You don't live in what world? The world of first dates? Of holding hands?

  Wendy : No you jackass. Of disposable girlfriends. Of bracelets for blowjobs. Of macking and making out and going down and text messaging some asshole whose gonna come all over my shirt. That world.

• Wendy : [to Sean]  You mean fairytale land? Yeah....I've heard of that place.

• Wendy : Fine, fine, fine, I'm abnormal and you just spanked the girl next door.

  Sean : You ARE the girl next door!