Scrubs (TV Series)

My Urologist (2006)

Aloma Wright: Nurse Roberts

Quotes 

• Nurse Carla Espinosa : Why are you breaking up with Keith?

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Look... Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you guys have... someone to stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr Cox or as... I'm sorry Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr Roberts' good qualities?

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains he carries me to the car.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : And you guys have been together what... 60 years?

  Nurse Laverne Roberts : I'm 48! And I'm done here.

  [leaves] 

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Uhm... my bad... yeah...

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : [sobbing and crying]  I don't want Keith to go... Elliot, I don't want Keith to go!

  Jordan Sullivan : Aww... there, there...

  [she starts to console her, then she pushes Carla's chair away. Elliot looks at her astonished] 

  Jordan Sullivan : What? "I'm pregnant... I'm crying... I'm laughing...". Enough already... it's boring.