Scrubs (TV Series)

My Urologist (2006)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : Could I... uh... could I have everybody's attention, please... Jordan's pregnant.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [to Jordan]  Ah! You get over here, you!

  Jordan Sullivan : Not a hug moment, sweetie.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : [backs off]  Right... yes, no...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Uh...

  [takes a pencil from a nurse's hands; speaks in a high-pitched voice moving the pencil in his hand as it was speaking] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : But, Dr Cox, here I though you and Jordan were done trying to have any more babies.

  [in his normal voice] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : We were, but my vasectomy didn't take, which, apparently, is not that uncommon.

  [in the high-pitched voice again] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Holy crap, Dr Cox... that must have really pissed you off.

  [in his normal voice] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Yes, it did, actually. What is... what is your name?

  [in the high-pitched voice again] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, I'm any generic hospital worker who happens to ask you a question about your pregnancy and/or any baby-related issues.

  [in his normal voice] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, isn't that nice?...

  [breaks the pencil in two pieces] 

  Dr. Perry Cox : This morality play was made possible by a generous grant from the Just See If I Was Kidding Foundation.