Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

It Wasn't Meant to Happen (2006)

Felicity Huffman: Lynette Scavo

Quotes 

• Lynette : Karl broke up with Edie.

  Susan : Oh my God!

  Bree : Yeah, apparently he was seeing someone.

  Susan : Really? Did he say who it is?

  Edie : I know who she is. She's a man-eating, scum-sucking ho bag!

  Bree : [Pause]  No, he did not say.

• Ed Ferrara : At least you and Tom have a love life.

  Lynette : Well, we do the best we can. Given the circumstances.

  Ed Ferrara : Better than Fran and I. We're dead in that apartment. Ah, I don't wanna bore you with the details.

  Lynette : I appreciate that. You know, Ed. I don't want to pry into your personal business, but if you are having problems in that area, you don't have to be resigned to it.

  Ed Ferrara : What are you suggesting, hookers? No, Ed Ferrara doesn't pay for sex.