The Simpsons (TV Series)
'Tis the Fifteenth Season (2003)
Harry Shearer: Lenny, Mr. Burns, TV Announcer, Things Unnecessary Worker, Ned Flanders, Rev. Lovejoy, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner
Quotes
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Rod Flanders : Are you jealous of Brother Homer?
Ned Flanders : Maybe just a little bit.
Rod Flanders : I'm jealous of girls 'cause they get to wear dresses.
Ned Flanders : One problem at a time, boy.
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Homer : I'm just trying to buy that Stairway to Heaven Jesus sang about.
Ned Flanders : That was Led Zeppelin.
Homer : Go back to your bong, hippie!
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Ned Flanders : I'll be the nicest man of all time!
[sees a picture of Jesus Christ]
Ned Flanders : I said man, not man-god! Keep your halo on!
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[Ned sees a TV report about Homer's good deeds]
Ned Flanders : Ugh. That Homer just burns my waffles.
Ned Flanders : [pulling his mustache] Pain is the cleanser! Pain is the cleanser!
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[Ned hands out Christmas presents]
Principal Skinner : You're actually giving everyone in town a Christmas present?
Agnes Skinner : What's your angle, pervert?