It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Gets Crippled (2006)

Josh Fadem: Wayne

Quotes 

• Wayne : What's up guys?

  Mac : I have polio.

  Wayne : Oh. Ok...

  Dennis Reynolds : I have polio too.

  Wayne : Alright...

  [Mac and Dennis roll away] 

• Wayne : [shouting while in a wheelchair]  Hey guys!

  Mac : [pretending to be handicapped with Dennis]  Shit, what do we do?

  Dennis Reynolds : Uh, okay. Just play it cool, man.

  Mac : Play it cool.

  Dennis Reynolds : [to Wayne]  Hey.

  Wayne : Hey. How's it going?

  Mac : [blurting out]  I have polio.

  Wayne : Oh. Uh, okay.

  Dennis Reynolds : [slowly]  And I have polio...

  Mac : [blurting out again, interrupting him]  He has polio, too.

  Wayne : All right, um...

  [Mac and Dennis slowly back away] 

• Dee Reynolds : What's going on down there?

  Wayne : Those two guys are pretending to be disabled and kicking each other's asses.

  Dee Reynolds : What a bunch of scumbags.

  [Dee drags herself away in her back-brace and crutches]