It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Charlie Gets Crippled (2006)

Charlie Day: Charlie Kelly

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Quotes 

• Frank Reynolds : I wanna live like you again, Charlie. I wanna be pathetic and desperate and ugly and hopless.

  Charlie Kelly : Okay. I'm not ugly.

• Stripper : Oh, look at you sweetie. What happened?

  Charlie Kelly : [pretending to be a war veteran]  Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened! Go get me a beer bitch!

• Charlie Kelly : [after Dennis hits him with his SUV]  Dennis, you son of a bitch!

• Charlie Kelly : Let's flip a coin, the loser leaves.

  Mac : Okay.

  Charlie Kelly : Get a coin.

  Mac : I don't have a coin! Gimme a coin. You have a coin?

  Charlie Kelly : Of course I don't have a coin.

  Mac : Alright, let's flip something else.

  Charlie Kelly : Alright, uh...

  Mac : Something in the hallway... a feather?

  Charlie Kelly : Look, that piece of wood.

  Mac : That's not gonna work.

  Charlie Kelly : What about something off the chair?

  Mac : Yeah, maybe we'll just break something off this chair.

  [Mac starts kicking the wheel off Charlie's wheelchair] 

  Charlie Kelly : Don't break it too much. It's a rental, dude.