- Zack Martin: Woaw! How did you do that?
- Cody Martin: Easy I think of a happy place and concentrate on it.
- Zack Martin: Well where's your happy place?
- Cody Martin: Can't say, you might show up
- Cody Martin: So Arwin... you think of your happy place yet?
- Arwin: Well first it was a tropical cruise with mother... then a storm came and the waves knocked mother of her chair and she was thrown inot the sea as I yelled "mother throw me the house keys!"
- Zack Martin: okay...
- Cody Martin: So, Arwin, have you thought of your happy place yet?
- Arwin: Well, at first, it was me and Mother on a tropical cruise. But then a storm hit and her wheelchair rolled off the side and I was screaming, "MOTHER! THROW ME THE HOUSE KEYS!"
- Zack Martin: Okay...
- Arwin: [panting]
- Zack Martin: How about a nice cookie?
- Arwin: Oh, yeah.
- [stares toward the ceiling with a dreamy expression on his face]
- London: Hey, Maddie? Why don't you come work for me here? You know, and do all of that business stuff for me?
- Maddie: Sorry, I already have a job.
- Mr. Moseby: Which you're not doing right now.
- Maddie: [starts to walk away]
- London: I'll pay you double!
- Maddie: [turns back to London] And now I have a new job!
- [turns to Mr. Moseby]
- Maddie: Sorry, Mr. Moseby. I'm moving on to bigger and better things. Bet you're gonna regret giving me that raise now.
- Mr. Moseby: Oh, no! Where am I going to find another teenager looking for employment at a five-star hotel? I know! I'll just yell out the door.
- Mr. Moseby: London, how's the store coming along?
- London: Great! I'm going to put the purses over here, and matching belts over there!
- Mr. Moseby: Ah! Do you have a business plan?
- London: Weren't you listening? I said I'm going to put the purses over here, and matching belts over there!
- Maddie: No, no, no. You see, he means financial plannings. You know, taking stock, inventory...?
- London: [adopts annoyed expression] Like I said. I'm going to put purses over here, and matching belts over there!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I'm gonna put purses over here and matching belt over there.
- Carey Martin: Ah... and do you have a bussiness plan?
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Weren't you listening, I'm gonna put purses over here and matching belt over there.
- London: No, no, no he talking about financial planning. Ordering stocks taking inventory.
- London: [getting mad] I said, I'm gonna put purses over here and matching belt over there.
- Cody Martin: Don't you think it's weird how Irv knew that Arwin did it wrong?
- Zack Martin: What do you mean?
- Cody Martin: [digs through Irv's bag] The Fonzarelli 22! Do you know what this means?
- Zack Martin: I will as soon as you tell me!
- Cody Martin: The Fonzarelli 22! Do you know what this means?
- Zack Martin: I will... as soon as you tell me!
- Cody Martin: [Looks at Zack with a stupid face] It means that Irv is cheating!
- Zack Martin: I wonder what he was doing in there.
- Cody Martin: Irv put diagrams on the toilet paper!
- Zack Martin: That's silly! Everyone knows how to use toilet paper!