NewsRadio (TV Series)

Massage Chair (1996)

Maura Tierney: Lisa Miller

Quotes 

• Bill : Benedict Arnold slept with George Washington.

  Lisa : Bill you've really gotta stop getting your history from Gore Vidal.

• [the rest of the staff meets to protest a policy of Dave's] 

  Lisa : Well, seeing as how Dave and I...

  Joe : Do it?

  Lisa : ...are romantically...

  Joe : Doing it?

  Lisa : ...sleeping together, I think this precludes me from taking part in any revolution.

  Bill : Benedict Arnold slept with George Washington.

  Lisa : You really need to stop getting your history from Gore Vidal.

• Dave : As I predicted, we have something of a mutiny on our hands.

  Jimmy : Oh yeah! You're completely under siege. Just like that guy in that... that movie... What's it called?

  Dave : Under Siege?

  Jimmy : No...

  Dave : Under Siege 2?

  Jimmy : No...

  Dave : Under Siege 3?

  Jimmy : That's the one.

  Lisa : I don't think they made Under Siege 3.

  Jimmy : Hey... I can dream, can't I?