- Chris Connor: Ooh, it's cold outside. Feel.
- [puts her hands around Jake's neck]
- Jake Malinak: Ow! Why do women always do that? Why is it always, 'My hands are cold. Feel.' Why isn't it, 'My breasts are cold. Feel.'
- Chris Connor: Gee, I don't know. I'll bring it up at the next meeting.
- Linda: Can I leave early, Thursday? Thanks.
- Margaret Wyborn: You're welcome, and no, you may not. Thursday is my anniversary, and Louis is giving me a very special present. He's leaving town.
- Hector Lopez: Jake, you wanna come with me?
- Jake Malinak: Sure, you want some company?
- Hector Lopez: No, I need you so I can park in the handicapped zone.
- Jake Malinak: Well, okay... Hey, can I drive?
- Hector Lopez: Why not?