- Mod: Have you ever noticed that there's only one letter between monkey and donkey? That's no coincidence.
- DC Davies: They make toilet suites in the industrial site off Warmley.
- DC Barrett: What do they taste like?
- DC Davies: What?
- DC Barrett: Toilet sweets.
- [Barrett and Pimlott snigger]
- DI Aspinall: [sarcastically] Oh, good one. We can look forward to the rest of your lavatorial repertoire during the course of this case, can we?