Colma: The Musical (2006)

Jake Moreno: Billy

Quotes 

• Maribel : I don't know about you guys, but mama's gettin' laid tonight.

  Billy : All the guys here have girlfriends.

  Maribel : Good, it means they won't call me in the morning...

• Rodel : How do you know if your boyfriend is gay?

  Billy : How?

  Rodel : His dick tastes like shit.