Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
200 (2006)
Michael Shanks: Dr. Daniel Jackson, The Cowardly Lion, John Crichton
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Quotes
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[in the Farscape sequence]
Vala Mal Doran : [as Aeryn Sun] Call me fahrbot, but they're gonna have our mivonks on a platter if we don't Starburst the draz out of here.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : [as Crichton] The cluster's been damaged. We're not goin' anywhere.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : [as Chiana] Oh, dren.
Teal'c : [as Ka D'Argo] Hezmana!
Vala Mal Doran : [as Aeryn Sun] Frell.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : [as Stark] Son of a hasmot!
Asgard : [as Dominar Rygel XVI] Yotz!
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Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : [re: the number of mission files] No, I'm pretty sure it's 1,263. Pretty sure I've read all the files recently.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Actually, you haven't read 30185.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : 30185. What's that?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : We can't tell you.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : What do you mean, you can't tell me? I have the highest security clearance known to mankind. What is 30185?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : We were sworn to secrecy.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Why even mention it to me if you're not gonna tell me what it is?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Sorry.
Vala Mal Doran : Can you tell me?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Oh yeah, we can tell you.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Well, it has to do with the time that the gate sent us back to 1969.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Well that can't have anything to do with me. I wasn't born until a year later!
Dr. Daniel Jackson : Actually, it was *nine months* before he was born.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : [taken aback] What?
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : You hafta remember, it was the sixties.
Dr. Daniel Jackson : C'mon. You have to have known that Jack's always taken an interest in your life.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Jack. O'Neill?
Teal'c : Indeed.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Remember when you were chosen for the 302 program even though you thought you weren't going to get in? How about when you were chosen for SG-1?
Vala Mal Doran : [Giggles] Wait, are you saying that Jack O'Neill is...
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : -my daddy?
Dr. Daniel Jackson : It's all starting to make sense now, isn't it?
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Oh, I'm being punk'd, aren't I?
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Dr. Daniel Jackson : Who makes a movie out of a series that only lasted three episodes?
Teal'c : It allegedly performed well on DVD.