Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
200 (2006)
Willie Garson: Martin Lloyd
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Quotes
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Teal'c PI Announcer : When it comes to fightin' crime, there's only one man keepin' the streets safe, while keeping it real...
Teal'c : Indeed!
Teal'c PI Announcer : Teal'c PI... Coming this fall
Martin Lloyd : I love it!
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Martin Lloyd : I'm talking about... a twist!... Something nobody's expecting
Major General Jack O'Neill : You mean, something like this?
[O'Neill is standing in the doorway waving]
Vala Mal Doran : Wow... Don't think anybody will see that coming
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell : Nope! There'll be spoilers
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : You kidding? It'll be in the commercial
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Martin Lloyd : They can't leave! They haven't finished reading my script!
Major General Hank Landry : That's funny, I thought it said "General" on my uniform.
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Martin Lloyd : I need a latte
Vala Mal Doran : [following behind] Try this one: we were on a cloaked cargo ship on a simple 3-hour reconnaissance mission...
Martin Lloyd : [Interrupting] "Gilligan's Island", right?
Vala Mal Doran : You got that from "3-hour reconnaissance mission"?
Martin Lloyd : Piece of advice, if you're going to rip something off, think of something a little more obscure
Vala Mal Doran : Oh... Ok...
["Farscape" sequence]
Martin Lloyd : Okay! You got me. I have no idea what that is
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Martin Lloyd : Stupid focus groups. They hate the ending. I have to think of something new.
Major General Jack O'Neill : They could go fishing.
Martin Lloyd : Fishing?
Major General Jack O'Neill : Yeah, it'd be a perfect ending. I mean, after that, anything else would seem pointless.
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Martin Lloyd : You're an alien, right?
Vala Mal Doran : Exactly... and I know what this picture needs
Martin Lloyd : So... how would you know what SciFi fans from EARTH would be interested in?
Vala Mal Doran : Aren't you also an alien?
Martin Lloyd : Yeah... but I've been here quite a while