- Seth Cohen: Dr. Overbee, I have to get in here, okay? And it's not just because I love it, although I do, truly I do. It's because of a girl. Her name is Summer Roberts, and she's going here. And if I don't get in I'm going to lose her, and the rest of my life is going to be ruined.
- Dr. Overbee: So this is about a girl?
- Seth Cohen: Yes. It's about *the* girl.
- Kirsten Cohen: I'd like to propose a toast. To Sandy Cohen, who has told me countless times over the last year how important this hospital is to him. You know, they say that when you grow up you marry your father. I thought I'd escaped that.
- Prefrosh #1: The fact is, the US has been performing its own Jihads for decades. Just, instead of Allah, the killing is done in the name of oil.
- Pre Frosh #2: Totally.
- Summer Roberts: ...You guys, what is Jihad?
- Prefrosh #1: ...Exactly!
- Pre Frosh #2: Way to reframe the question, Summer.
- Marissa Cooper: Have you no faith in me at all?
- Summer Roberts: Forty-eight hours ago, Coop, you were Newport's Courtney Love. Baby steps.