NCIS (TV Series)
Untouchable (2006)
Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto
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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : Rough night?
Officer Ziva David : Is there any other kind with Gibbs?
Abby Sciuto : It could be worse. It could be Saturday.
Officer Ziva David : It *is* Saturday, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : See? It just got worse. Thanks.
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[Ducky comes in and sees Jimmy and Abby starting an autopsy]
Dr. Donald Mallard : What exactly are you two doing?
Jimmy Palmer : Dr. Mallard!
[stammers, then]
Jimmy Palmer : She made me do it!
[Abby hits him]
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yes well, everything seems to be in order. Why don't you begin, Mr. Palmer, while I get changed?
Jimmy Palmer : You're not mad?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Work cannot stop, Mr. Palmer, because my mother's nurse elects to abandon us on a Saturday morning. I applaud your initiative.
Abby Sciuto : So, what'd you do with your mom?
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [following him in] Donald! You promised me we were going for a ride!
Dr. Donald Mallard : We *did* go for a ride, mother.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Oh? Well, very well... you drive too fast, Donald.
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[Ducky had to bring his mother to NCIS on Saturday]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [pointing to the woman on the autopsy table] Is that our housekeeper?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mother, Mrs. Leary left for Ireland ten years ago.
Jimmy Palmer : [trying to shield the body from view] Hello, Mrs. Mallard!
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : [to Ducky] Ask the boy to pour me a drink.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mother, Jimmy is not a servant.
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Oh, very well, I shall do it myself!
[opens Ducky's drinks cabinet]
Mrs. Victoria Mallard : Oh, lovely, single malt...
Dr. Donald Mallard : [lowers voice] Abby, would you please, um...?
Abby Sciuto : Of course.