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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're not so sure it was an accident, Abs.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not sure, meaning what?
Officer Ziva David : We think whoever set up the crime scene might be after Abby.
Abby Sciuto : [chuckles] Me? Who'd want to kill *me*? I mean, Tony I understand, but...
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or, maybe it *was* just a lab accident. I mean, really, who would wanna kill Abby?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know that's true. It's not like someone was after Tony.
Officer Ziva David : Now there is a suspect list I would not want to run down again.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ya! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I think the joke's over. We get it.
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Abby Sciuto : The Lunar Effect is a myth. There is no statistical correlation between phases of the moon and human behavior. That's why it would never work between us.
Officer Ziva David : Because the Lunar Effect is a myth?
Abby Sciuto : No, because I'm a scientist and he plays with voodoo dolls.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But you play with voodoo dolls, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : I mean it metaphorically McGee.
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Officer Ziva David : In my professional opinion, the risk of serious injury is substantial.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : I agree, but there are protocols that have to be followed.
Officer Ziva David : Which are useless if it doesn't impart a tactical advantage.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Don't underestimate appearances, Ziva. I've known entire missions to fail because an asset didn't button her lapel properly.
Officer Ziva David : I see your point.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : So we are in agreement?
[Ziva nods]
Officer Ziva David , NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [both turn to Abby] Heels!
Abby Sciuto : I hate court!
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Your sacrifice is noted and appreciated. Let's talk outfits!
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Officer Ziva David : And your lawyer is going to try to use her bad taste in men to go impregnate her credibility.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Impugn Ziva!
Officer Ziva David : Yes!