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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : So this was an accident?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Abby, doesn't have accidents!
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : Well Abby also doesn't have enemies. I mean it's not like we're talking about Agent DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hey!... Ma'am.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're not so sure it was an accident, Abs.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not sure, meaning what?
Officer Ziva David : We think whoever set up the crime scene might be after Abby.
Abby Sciuto : [chuckles] Me? Who'd want to kill *me*? I mean, Tony I understand, but...
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or, maybe it *was* just a lab accident. I mean, really, who would wanna kill Abby?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know that's true. It's not like someone was after Tony.
Officer Ziva David : Now there is a suspect list I would not want to run down again.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ya! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I think the joke's over. We get it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [after McGee's chair has been confiscated by Gibbs, for failing to protect Abby the night before] Where's your chair?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : He doesn't deserve to sit.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : With that ass?
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Abby Sciuto : I dated him last year and things just got a little out of hand.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did I mention the restraining order?
Abby Sciuto : Ok it was lot out of hand.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Why didn't you come to me, Abby?
Abby Sciuto : Because, Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Take a look at the blood drips on the wall. It's a little Jackson Pollock, but notice anything?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They're emanating from a central point.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Step off, McFlower-Power.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Give it back, Tony. It was a gift.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : From who? Your wet nurse?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. From me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice calendar, Boss.
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Officer Ziva David : And your lawyer is going to try to use her bad taste in men to go impregnate her credibility.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Impugn Ziva!
Officer Ziva David : Yes!