Futurama (TV Series)

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)

Tress MacNeille: Monique, Tinny Tim, Linda, Mombot, Emotitron Jr., Macaulay Culckon, Executive Gamma, Children at Party

Quotes 

• Bender : An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Tinny Tim : What's that, sir?

  Bender : That I, Bender, am perfect for the part.

  Tinny Tim : You've raised my expectations and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo.

• Calculon : [scene from All My Circuits]  Oh, Monique! Why did we wait so many years to bathe in champagne?

  [fishes some out of the tub and drinks it] 

  Antonio Calculon, Jr. : [parachutes through the window and lands in front of them]  Father! I have discovered the shocking secret mother has kept from you for 200 years.

  Monique : No. *No!*

  Antonio Calculon, Jr. : Brace yourself for when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia!

• Hermes Conrad : There's enough cool stuff here to furnish a happening pad. Where did it all come from?

  Tinny Tim : Don't tell, comrades. All for one and one for all.

  Dwight Conrad : We stole it!

  Tinny Tim : Oh, crumb.

• Network President : Greetings. You all know my execubots. Executive Alpha, who is programmed to only like what he has seen before...

  Executive Alpha : Hey, *hey*, hey!

  Network President : Executive Beta, who is programmed to roll dice to determine the fall schedule...

  Executive Beta : [throws dice]  More reality programming.

  Network President : ...and Executive Gamma, who is programmed to underestimate Middle America.

  Executive Gamma : It's funny, but is it going to get them off their tractors?

• Monique : [entering a log cabin with Calculon]  Oh, Calculon, it's so good to get away from the city and that beastly, yet intriguing, Bender

  [gasps as she spots Bender gulping down an entire beer keg] 

  Bender : Try this, kids at home!

  [snaps his fingers like a lighter and sets himself on fire]