Futurama (TV Series)

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)

Maurice LaMarche: Calculon, Morbo, Executive Alpha, Executive Beta, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Calculon : That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!

  Fry : Yay, Bender!

  Turanga Leela : We demand Bender!

  Calculon : However, you've got the job.

• Calculon : I've seen better acting from extras in Godzilla movies!

• Calculon : Bender, I want you to meet our director, whose name I never learned.

• Calculon : [scene from All My Circuits]  Oh, Monique! Why did we wait so many years to bathe in champagne?

  [fishes some out of the tub and drinks it] 

  Antonio Calculon, Jr. : [parachutes through the window and lands in front of them]  Father! I have discovered the shocking secret mother has kept from you for 200 years.

  Monique : No. *No!*

  Antonio Calculon, Jr. : Brace yourself for when I speak these words you may well suffer an attack of explosive amnesia!

• Calculon : As captain and head doctor of this ship hospital, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live.

• Calculon : Let me get this straight? Does anyone here not have amnesia?

• Network President : Greetings. You all know my execubots. Executive Alpha, who is programmed to only like what he has seen before...

  Executive Alpha : Hey, *hey*, hey!

  Network President : Executive Beta, who is programmed to roll dice to determine the fall schedule...

  Executive Beta : [throws dice]  More reality programming.

  Network President : ...and Executive Gamma, who is programmed to underestimate Middle America.

  Executive Gamma : It's funny, but is it going to get them off their tractors?

• Casting Director : Have you ever been on TV before?

  Bender : Once, when I took those hostages.

  Calculon : I saw that. You were good.