Futurama (TV Series)

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

Quotes 

• Calculon : That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer! I don't care how popular you are, you will never work on my show!

  Fry : Yay, Bender!

  Turanga Leela : We demand Bender!

  Calculon : However, you've got the job.

• Turanga Leela : Children don't turn rotten just because of what they see on TV.

  Fry : Yeah, give some credit to our public schools.

• Turanga Leela : Do you have to imitate everything you see on TV?

  Cubert J. Farnsworth : Uh, we're twelve, so yes.

• Fry : Look, there's that child actor who grew up and robbed a convenience store.

  Turanga Leela : And there's that child actor who grew up and became a convenience store.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [arrives at Cubert's birthday party dressed as a tramp]  Hey, boys and girls. It's Zoidberg, the loveable tramp.

  Turanga Leela : Since when do you perform children parties?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Performing? What? Can anyone spare some money to buy a pair of shoes?

• Turanga Leela : Bender, your swarthy Latin charm will only get you so far. There are a lot of professional child robots here.

  Fry : Look, there's Macaulay Culkin.

  Turanga Leela : He's just not cute since he had puberty installed.