The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror VII (1996)

Harry Shearer: Dr. Hibbert, Tiny Man, 'Why am I so fat!', Skinner, Kang, Bob Dole, Kent Brockman, Announcer for Dole

Quotes 

• Kang : Abortions for all.

  [crowd boos] 

  Kang : Very well, no abortions for anyone.

  [crowd boos] 

  Kang : Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

  [crowd cheers and waves miniature flags] 

• Kodos : It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.

  Man 1 : He's right, this is a two-party system.

  Man 2 : Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

  Kang : Go ahead, throw your vote away.

• Kang : My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball; but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

• Kent Brockman : Senator Dole, why should people vote for you, instead of President Clinton?

  Kang : It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed!

  Kent Brockman : Well, a refreshing bit of candor from Senator Bob Dole.

• Dr. Hibbert : Siamese Twins!

  [dramatic music] 

  Lisa Simpson : I believe they prefer to be called conjoined twins.

  Dr. Hibbert : And Hillbillies prefer to be called sons the of the soil but it aint ever gonna happen.

  [chuckle] 

• Kang : My name is Kang, and this is my sister Kodos.

  Kodos : [masculine voice]  Hello.

• Kang : We are travelers from a nearby ringed planet of which we prefer not to name.