The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Joy of Sect (1998)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Fox TV announcer : You are watching Fox.

  Homer Simpson , Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : [all in a trance]  We are watching Fox.

• Homer : I've joined the Movementarians, Marge.

  Marge : You WHAT?

  Homer : I've joined the Movementarians. And so have all of you.

  Marge : We WHAT?

  Homer : All I had to give them was our life savings, the deed to our house, and a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor.

  Marge : I can't go along with this, Homer.

  Homer : Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family.

  Lisa : Do you think you might have been brainwashed, Dad?

  Homer : I haven't been brainwashed.

  [Goes glassy eyed] 

  Homer : Kill the girl. Kill the girl.

• Homer : And to think I turned to a cult for mindless happiness when I had beer all along.

  Marge : Mmmmm...

  Homer : And you, Marge, the bringer of beer.

• Homer Simpson : These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.

  [places it on a bench marked "Leader Beans"] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but THERE'S NO FACE ON THAT DAMN BEAN! We hate it here! And your family wants to leave!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : No, we don't, Mother. We love the leader!

  [Maggie takes off her pacifier, revealing she too is brainwashed] 

  Marge Simpson : NOOOOO!

• Groundskeeper Willie : [about getting Homer away from the cult]  I'll kidnap him for $50, deprogram him for $100 and I'll kill him for $500.

  Marge Simpson : No, no, no. Just the first two!

  Groundskeeper Willie : All right. I'll throw in the killing for free.

• Marge Simpson : I've never heard of these Movementarians. Are they some kind of church?

  Homer Simpson : Who cares what it is. The point is, these are some decent generous people that I can take advantage of!

  Marge Simpson : But what if they try and talk us into something?

  Homer Simpson : Marge, Marge, Marge. Remember when those smooth-talking guys tried to sell me a time share vacation condo?

  Marge Simpson : You bought four of them! Thank God the check bounced.

  Homer Simpson : So I beat the system.

• Marge Simpson : [to Homer]  When we got married, you promised by our harvesting days were over.