"The Simpsons" Mountain of Madness (TV Episode 1997) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson

Bart : Sharing is a bunch of bull, too. And helping others. And what's all this crap I've been hearing about tolerance?

Homer : Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. But I think we have to go to the retreat anyway.
Homer Simpson : So, Burns is gonna make us all go on a stupid corporate retreat up in the mountains to learn about "teamwork". Which means we'll have to cancel our plans to hang around here.

Bart Simpson : Teamwork is overrated.

Homer Simpson : Huh?

Bart Simpson : Think about it. I mean, what "team" was Babe Ruth on? Who knows?

Marge Simpson , Lisa Simpson : Yankees.
Ranger : Okay, search party, before we set out let's take a moment to humor the children. Kids, your father's gonna be just fine. Okay everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves; we got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain.

Bart : Did you hear that, Lis? Dad's gonna be just fine.
Smithers : [sarcastically] Oh, great! It's the Bobbsey Twins. Well take your prying eyes elsewhere!

[ruefully]

Smithers : Ooh I'm sorry. It hasn't been a good day. If I don't get to the top of the mountain real soon I could get fired.

Lisa Simpson : We'll help you!

Bart : I have a watch with a minute hand!

Smithers : Ugh. Alright, you can come. What time IS it?

Bart : 12:80. No wait... wait. What... what comes after twelve?

Smithers : One.

Bart : No, AFTER twelve!

Smithers : [disgustedly] Uggghhh!

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson