The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mountain of Madness (1997)

Hank Azaria: Carl, Ranger, Smokey the Bear Robot, Park History Film Narrator, Drunk, Ranger McFadden

Quotes 

• Smokey the Bear Robot : Only who can prevent forest fires?

  [out of choices "you" and "me", Bart presses "you"] 

  Smokey the Bear Robot : You pressed "You" referring to me. That is incorrect, the correct answer is you.

• Lenny : Did you hear something?

  Carl : No.

  Lenny : Hmm. Did I?

  Carl : I don't know!

• Lenny : We made it. And it's all thanks to teamwork.

  Carl : Yeah, *my* teamwork.

• Carl : According to the map the cabin should be right here.

  Lenny : Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them, uh, metaphorical things.

  Carl : Oh yeah, yeah. Like, maybe the cabin is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork.

  Lenny : Oh.

  [disappointed] 

  Lenny : They said there'd be sandwiches.

• Ranger : Okay, search party, before we set out let's take a moment to humor the children. Kids, your father's gonna be just fine. Okay everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves; we got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain.

  Bart : Did you hear that, Lis? Dad's gonna be just fine.

• Mr. Burns : What a disgraceful display. I've seen more orderly behavior in a Ritz Brothers film. You all need a serious lesson in teamwork.

  Carl : [jabbing his thumb at Lenny]  Well, maybe he does, but I don't.

  Lenny : Hey, you take that back.

  Carl : No, you take that back!

  Homer Simpson : [they start fist-fighting]  Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!

• [everyone is gathered around the fireplace; Lenny throws a moose head into the fire; Bart, Lisa and Smithers enter the cabin] 

  Lisa Simpson : Mr. Smithers! Mr. Smithers! That moose is on fire!

  Waylon Smithers : [storms in angrily]  Fine. Good. I don't care anymore. I'm the last one here. You kids cost me my job.

  Lenny Leonard : You ain't last, Mr. Smithers.

  Waylon Smithers : [sighs in relief]  Thank goodness.

  Carl Carlson : Yeah, Burnsie and Homer never made it.

  Waylon Smithers : [looks out the window]  Mr. Burns is still out there?

  Lisa Simpson : [gasps]  What about our dad?