The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa the Simpson (1998)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Billy
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.
Great Uncle Chet : I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.
Homer Simpson : [nervously] Oh... but you *run* it, right?
Great Uncle Chet : [smugly] Oh, yeah.
Homer Simpson : Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley!
Cousin Stanley : Um, I shoot birds at the airport.
Homer Simpson : [More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right?
[Homer frantically looks for a successful relative and spots a dapper man smoking a cigar.]
Homer Simpson : You look pretty successful!
Simpson Relative 1 : Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties.
[sighs defeatedly]
Simpson Relative 1 : At least, I'd like to.
Bart Simpson : You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?
Homer Simpson : What about you?
Simpson Relative 2 : Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.
Simpson Relative 3 : I beg celebrities for money!
Simpson Relative 4 : I'm a prison snitch.
Simpson Relative 5 : Jug band manager.
Simpson Relative 6 : My legs hurt.