The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer the Smithers (1996)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [Homer is eating fruit from a fruit basket he has received from Smithers]  What'd you get that for?

  Homer : For knocking Mr. Burns out of a third storey window.

  Bart Simpson : Makes sense to me.

  Lisa Simpson : Did he die?

  Homer : What am I, a Doctor?

• Bart Simpson : [Homer is asleep on the couch]  Look alive, Simpson! I'm not paying you to goldbrick!

  [Claps hands] 

  Homer : Yes! Yes, sir.

  Bart Simpson : [Hands him a Math book and a pencil]  Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.

  Homer : I'll have it on your desk in the morning, sir.

  Lisa Simpson : Bart! Leave Simpson alone!

  [Whispering in Homer's ear] 

  Lisa Simpson : Simpson, I need a ride to the library.

  Homer : Yes, sir.

  Marge Simpson : Kids! Stop exploiting your father! Homie, why don't you lie down and relax?

  Homer : No time, Marge. I think Mr. Burns wants me to do some long division.

  Marge Simpson : Simpson, lie down! Sorry, but you need a good night's rest.