Xiaolin Showdown (TV Series)
In the Flesh (2004)
Danny Cooksey: Jack Spicer
Quotes
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Omi : The only one who may be a weeping loser is you, Jack Spicer! And you, Wuya! You shall weep over your loss as well!
Jack Spicer : Wow. That is the lamest taunt ever. Stick to the jumping and kicking, Omi.
Omi : As you wish! Aah-chaa!
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Omi : Ooh, that is as Kimiko might say, "heavy... or not!"
Dojo Kanojo Cho : Jokes aren't going to get Shen Gong Wu, people. Saddle up.
Jack Spicer : What's the matter, Wuya? Need a hand? Ha ha ha. It's too bad yours are all ghosty.
Wuya : The Reversing's mine! I found it first!
Jack Spicer : Hey, you know what they say, finders keepers, losers weepers.
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Jack Spicer : Aah!
Omi : Huh! Aah!
Jack Spicer : Too slow.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Got it!
Jack Spicer : Jack-Bots, attack!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Whoa!
Clay Bailey : Yeah!
Jack Spicer : Yoink!
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Raimundo : Flashlight tag is the game. My Tiger Claws against your Lotus Twister. First one caught in the light beam loses.
Jack Spicer : Whatever. Let's go.
Raimundo : Xiaolin Showdown!
Jack Spicer : Xiaolin Showdown!
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Raimundo : Gong Yi Tampai!
Jack Spicer : Gong Yi Tampai! Lotus Twister!
Raimundo : Golden Tiger Claws! Uh-oh!
Jack Spicer : Aah! If I get myself tied in a knot over this, I'm gonna sue!
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Jack Spicer : Sorry, pal. You're not going anywhere! Ahh! Whaa-aa-oh! Ahh! Swell.
Raimundo : Uhh!
Kimiko Tohomiko : All right, Raimundo!
Clay Bailey : Well done, pardner!
Dojo Kanojo Cho : That's what I'm talking about!
Omi : Raimundo, your performance in the showdown was most impressive, and you are not even a Xiaolin Apprentice.
Raimundo : You're right, Omi. I'm not. So, where do you want 'em?
Omi : Huh?
Kimiko Tohomiko : What?
Clay Bailey : Pardon me?
Jack Spicer : Hey!
Dojo Kanojo Cho : Oh, boy.
Wuya : Ha ha ha ha! Well done, Raimundo.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Rai, what are you doing?
Raimundo : I'm done with this whole Xiaolin thing. From now on, you can find me on the Heylin side. Golden Tiger Claws!
Wuya : So long, Xiaolin Warriors.
Jack Spicer : Bet you guys didn't see that coming. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Wuya : Yes! Yes! This is the perfect spot from which to plan our conquest of the world!
Raimundo : Um, I thought we were gonna do this in style? Video games, cold soda, hot pizza, lap of luxury? Any of that ringing a bell?
Wuya : Patience, dear Raimundo. All that and more will be yours soon. The Reversing Mirror is the key to our victory. But to use it to its fullest effect, I need you to return to the Xiaolin Temple one last time.
Raimundo : No way! Forget it! I'm done with this Xiaolin mook lifestyle! Find yourself another chump!
Wuya : Did I mention your professional soccer team?
Raimundo : Soccer team?
Wuya : Yes. Ever wondered what it would be like to drink out of the World Cup?
Raimundo : Okay, so what do I do?
Wuya : Ha ha ha ha ha!
Omi : Uhh! Uhh... huh! Uhh! Uhh... uhh!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Let me guess. There's some imperceptible form fault in your form that only you could possibly notice.
Omi : Oh, no, Kimiko. My form is without flaws, naturally.
Kimiko Tohomiko : Naturally.
Omi : But still I am dumped in the downs. Even training cannot lift my gloomy spirits.
Kimiko Tohomiko : I know how you feel, Omi.
Clay Bailey : Yeah. sitting on my spurs wouldn't hurt as much as this.
Kimiko Tohomiko : I can't believe Rai has gone bad just because he didn't get promoted to Xiaolin Apprentice.
Omi : Maybe that's because Raimundo hasn't gone bad.
Clay Bailey : You care to connect those dots for me?
Omi : Maybe Raimundo is enacting some secret and elaborate plan designed to... uhh lure evil into a false sense of confidence? Yes! That is clearly what Raimundo is doing!
Kimiko Tohomiko : Omi, that makes no sense... at all.
Clay Bailey : Not even a little.
Kimiko Tohomiko : The Shen Gong Wu Vault?
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Raimundo : Aah! Whoa! Should've picked a different showdown. Huh?
Jack Spicer : Raimundo, head toward the light! Ha Ha ha ha!
Raimundo : Uh-oh!
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Jack Spicer : Beat it Wuya!
Wuya : Now, Jack. Don't be like that. Can't we let bygones be bygones?
Jack Spicer : Your Mala Mala Jong goes bust, and now you expect me to take you back! Forget it. Not interested.
Wuya : But you are interested, Jack, if you want to rule the world. You see, you need me to locate the Shen Gong Wu
Jack Spicer : I need you? Actually, not so much. Behold! The Jack Spicer, Evil Boy Genius, Shen Gong Wu Detectobot. Patented pending
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Jack Spicer : Well, got that world conquering to do. Later! And don't be here when I get back.
Wuya : Obsolete, am I? We'll see about that.
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Wuya : The what?
Jack Spicer : Get this-- Not only can it tell when a Shen Gong Wu is activated, but it can also lead me to it. Face it, you old witch, you're obsolete.