The Simpsons (TV Series)

The PTA Disbands (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum, Girl on Rings, Database, Construction Foreman, Kearney, Girl in Kindergarten Class, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Marge : I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.

  Homer : I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.

  Marge : And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

  [Looks out window] 

  Bart : [creepily]  Hello, mother dear.

  Marge : That's it, we have to get them back to school.

  Homer : I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.

  [Lisa walks in, smiling vacantly] 

  Homer : In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

• Homer : How was everyone's day at school?

  Bart : Horrible.

  Lisa : Pointless.

  Marge : Exhausting. It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.

  Homer : Oh, honey, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked way down there.

• Bart : Uh, I think I got your lunch.

  [He hands Lisa a note from his lunch bag: "I Am Very Proud Of You. Love, Mom."] 

  Lisa : Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me.

  [She hands Bart a note from her lunch bag: "Be Good. For The Love Of God, *Please* Be Good."] 

• Bart : Yeah Seymour said you'd fold faster than superman on laundry day.

• [Bart is at a bank where Superintendent Chalmers is a customer] 

  Bart : [chuckles; altering his voice]  "Whaddya mean, the bank is out of money?"! "Insolvent?"! "You only have enough cash for the next three customers?"!

  [the customers get angry and bang on the tellers' windows for an explanation] 

  Bank Manager : [ala Jimmy Stewart]  N-now-now, just wait just a second here! No, no... I don't have your money here! It's at Bill's house, and-and-and Fred's house!

  Moe Szyslak : Hey, what the hell you doing with my money in your house, Fred?

  [the customers get into a fight amongst each other. Bart walks away, laughing]