The Simpsons (TV Series)

The PTA Disbands (1995)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Whispering Teachers

Quotes 

• Marge : I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.

  Homer : I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.

  Marge : And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.

  [Looks out window] 

  Bart : [creepily]  Hello, mother dear.

  Marge : That's it, we have to get them back to school.

  Homer : I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.

  [Lisa walks in, smiling vacantly] 

  Homer : In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

• Homer : How was everyone's day at school?

  Bart : Horrible.

  Lisa : Pointless.

  Marge : Exhausting. It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.

  Homer : Oh, honey, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked way down there.