"Gilmore Girls" I Get a Sidekick Out of You (TV Episode 2006) - Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore

Lorelai Gilmore : Lorelai Gilmore: disappointing mothers since 1968.
Mrs. Kim : What do you mean, Luke's out of town?

Lorelai : Ah, well, I mean... Luke's left town. He's gone far away from town. Town's there and Luke's over here.

Mrs. Kim : He's not coming to the wedding with you?

Lorelai : No.

Mrs. Kim : You mean, you're coming alone? Unescorted?

Lorelai : Well, Rory will be there, so.

Mrs. Kim : No, she won't like it.

Lorelai : Who won't?

Mrs. Kim : You can't come alone. An unmarried woman of certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear. People will think things, bad things.

Lorelai : Like what?

Mrs. Kim : Like you're a tramp and possibly for sale.

Lorelai : Wow, suddenly Footloose is not seeming so silly.

Mrs. Kim : What are we gonna do?

Lorelai : Well, I guess first of all, we should agree out of a price.

Mrs. Kim : You'll have to find someone, who'll bring you. You have to find a man.

Lorelai : In one day? Are you kidding me? It took me this long to find Luke.

Mrs. Kim : My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. But if you're to come, then you need to come with a man.

[goes back into her house]

Mrs. Kim : And Kirk does not count!

Lorelai : [to herself] Lorelai Gilmore. Disappointing mothers since 1968.
Lorelai Gilmore : Because an unmarried woman, alone, of a certain age, dressed the way I dress, apparently is Korean for Jenna Jameson.
Lorelai : Even when I have a man, I'm still the girl who doesn't have a man!

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore