- Steven Hyde: How'd it go with Donna?
- Eric Forman: I ruined it. And I knew I was ruining it while I was ruining it. I just kept on ruining it. Now, Bogie... You know that... that guy knows how to let a woman go. "Here's lookin' at you, kid". I threw a toaster.
- Fez: Eric, long distance doesn't work. Just like my girlfriend back home.
- Eric Forman: Fez, you have a girlfriend back home?
- Fez: No, don't you listen? Long distance relationships don't work!