That '70s Show (TV Series)

Hunting (2000)

Kurtwood Smith: Red Forman

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : So, where's Fez?

  Bob Pinciotti : Kelso probably shot him.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Oh, I saw him walking into the woods right after we got here. Said he was going hunting. He had a whistle and a stick!

  [starts laughing] 

  Bob Pinciotti : Ah, crazy foreign bastard.

  [Fez walks up, carrying two dead birds] 

  Fez : Let's eat!

• Reginald "Red" Forman : What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you always so damn nervous?

  Eric Forman : Oh, hmm, I don't know. Maybe it's because you've been yelling at me for seventeen years?

• [Red made Eric touch a dead rabbit when he was six, which caused Eric several nightmares] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : I just thought that if you touched it, you wouldn't be afraid of it.

  Eric Forman : Well, thank you, Dr. Spock!

• [Kelso has his rifle aimed out of the moving car at a deer] 

  Reginald "Red" Forman : Kelso, you fire that gun in this car and I will pull over and kick your ass for an hour.