That '70s Show (TV Series)

Baby Fever (2000)

Topher Grace: Eric Forman

Quotes 

• Reginald "Red" Forman : Eric, what have I told you about calling your sister the devil?

  Eric Forman : That it's offensive to the devil?

• Donna Pinciotti : So it turns out that my super-sensitive-guy boyfriend wants me to be a baby machine. What a dillhole!

  Eric Forman : [looking stunned]  Donna, I'm sitting right here.

  Donna Pinciotti : That's why I said it, you dillhole!

• [Kelso finds out Jackie smashed his van] 

  Michael Kelso : How did this happen, Jackie? How?

  Jackie Burkhart : Michael, like I said...

  Michael Kelso : *How*?

  Jackie Burkhart : Coming out of the drive...

  Michael Kelso : [yells]  HOW?

  Steven Hyde : Kelso! Come on, man, relax. Let those of us who aren't you enjoy this moment.

  Fez : Besides, it's not all that bad. This door still works.

  [Fez tries to open the remaining back door and it falls off] 

  Eric Forman : Hey, Jackie. What happened to the other door?

  Jackie Burkhart : Other door?

  Eric Forman : Yeah, you know. The thing that always got in the way of... this giant, gaping hole.