- Danny Tanner: You watch Wake Up San Francisco because it's nice, and easy. Well this morning, I had a little too much coffee, so we're gonna do it nice... and rough.
- Danny Tanner: Joey, this is your best dinner ever.
- Joey Gladstone: Oh thanks, Danny. I was a little nervous at first. But after I drove up to the take out window...
- Stephanie Tanner: Stephanie why did you take a nap if you didn't know this was going to be on tonight?
- Stephanie Tanner: Uh... D. J., why DID I do that?
- D.J. Tanner: Uh... Woman's intuition.
- Stephanie Tanner: Yeah. What she said.
- Joey Gladstone: Tiffany, live from Tokyo. Danny, this is coming to us via satellite from one of Japan's oldest and most sacred... malls.
- D.J. Tanner: Good night, Dad.
- Stephanie Tanner: 'Night, Daddy.
- Joey Gladstone: Good night, Dad.
- Danny Tanner: Hold it, son!
- Danny Tanner: Sometimes a parent has to say no. Don't worry, if you put your foot down, they'll respect you more.