Full House (TV Series)
The Apartment (1993)
Lori Loughlin: Becky Katsopolis
Quotes
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Joey Gladstone : [after cementing the driveway] Oh buddy... how long does it take for wet cement to dry?
Jesse Katsopolis : I don't know, about 72 hours... why, buddy?
Rebecca Katsopolis : Because you started from the wrong end... and you can't drive over wet cement, buddy!
[slaps him in the gut and laughs]
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Rebecca Katsopolis : [Joey is listening to his relaxation tape with his eyes closed and is oblivious to everything around him] He's really gone, isn't he?
Jesse Katsopolis : Well he was never really *here* to begin with.
Rebecca Katsopolis : How do you get him to snap out of it?
Jesse Katsopolis : Well see you just change the programming. Watch this,
[pulls back Joey's headphones]
Jesse Katsopolis : I am a tranquil idiot.
Joey Gladstone : I am a tranquil id--
[opens his eyes and looks up]
Joey Gladstone : Hey!