The Simpsons (TV Series)
Selma's Choice (1993)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier, Jacqueline Bouvier, Aunt Gladys
Quotes
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Homer , Bart Simpson : [singing in the car] On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball...
Marge : If you don't mind, we're on our way to a funeral!
Homer : [singing] Ding-dong, the witch is dead!
Bart Simpson : Which old witch?
Homer : The Wicked Witch!
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[during a video will from Great-Aunt Gladys]
Great-Aunt Gladys : Now, let's get down to business...
Lionel Hutz : [dubbed in] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $50,000.
Marge : MR. HUTZ!
Lionel Hutz : You'd be surprised how often that works. You really would.
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[Homer has gotten food poisoning]
Marge : You look terrible.
Homer : I don't care. I'm going to Duff Gardens!
[he stands, then collapses and crawls out the door on his hand and knees. Cut to in the car, where he is shivering in the driver's seat, wrapped in a blanket]
Homer : So c-c-c-old...
Marge : Your lips are turning blue. I think you'd better stay home.
Homer : No! Duff Gardens... hurrah!
[he passes out and hits the steering wheel, blaring the horn]
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Patty Bouvier : He's hugging us - what do we do?
[as Homer hugs both of them at the same time]
Selma Bouvier : Just close your eyes and think of MacGyver.
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Selma Bouvier : [after Selma had a poor date with Hans, and visualizing ugly and blind children; disgusted by his grotesque lips] Yuck! Get outta my car.
[drives off without him]
Hans Moleman : This isn't my house.
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Marge : Kids, your Great-Aunt Gladys has... passed on.
Bart Simpson : Gladys, Gladys... 'bout yea high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead?
Marge : No, honey, Gladys looked more like your Aunt Patty.
Bart Simpson : [thinks, then shudders] Oh yeah, there she is.
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Selma Bouvier : Don't blame these kids, I think their father might be missing a chromosome.
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Selma Bouvier : So, wearin' a belt, are ya?