The Simpsons (TV Series)

I Love Lisa (1993)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, Selma Bouvier

Quotes 

• [At breakfast, Marge puts a plate with the food spelling out "I Love You" in front of Homer] 

  Marge Simpson : And this is for my huggy-bug, in honor of this special day.

  Homer : [thinking]  Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that's crazy talk!

  [Marge's smile fades] 

  Homer : [thinking]  She's getting impatient, take a stab at it!

  Homer : [aloud]  Happy... Valentine's Day!

  Marge Simpson : Oh, thank you, dear.

  [kisses him] 

  Homer : Woo hoo!

• Marge : What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?

  Marge : Well, honey...

  Homer : Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard 'em all.

  [ticking off on his fingers] 

  Homer : "I like you as a friend", "I think we should see other people", "I no speak English"...

  Lisa : I get the idea.

  Homer : "I'm married to the sea", "I don't want to kill you, but I will"...

  Marge : Honey! Lisa, I'd tell this boy you're flattered, but you're just not ready for this sort of thing.

  Lisa : Thanks, Mom.

  Homer : And if that doesn't work- six simple words: "I'm not gay but I'll learn."