Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)
Lois Battles Jamie (2005)
Erik Per Sullivan: Dewey
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Quotes
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Reese : Maybe we're just going about this the wrong way. We have to think outside the box. If you were a diving board, what would you want someone to do with you?
Dewey : Take me ice-skating.
Reese : Don't be an idiot. That place is freezing, and it's always so crowded.
Dewey : Yeah, but they have good hot dogs.
Reese : Those hot dogs suck compared to the ones at the train station.
Dewey : Why would a diving board want to go to the train station?
Reese : How should I know? Maybe he wants to visit a relative.
Malcolm : Okay! Okay! Back in the box.
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Dewey : Jamie tries to kill Mom, and we're the ones who have to clean it up. You want to tell me how that's fair?
Malcolm : You gotta give that kid some credit. It's the closest any of us actually ever came.
Dewey : Yeah. Jamie wasn't really spawned by Satan, was he?
Malcolm : No. If he was, we'd have a way better house.