Scrubs (TV Series)
My Cabbage (2006)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Let me explain something to you, Keith, okay? I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, okay? Take Gloria, for example, she's 400 years old. She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule. Wolfman has gotta be home by daybeak, so he does all of his work come nightfall. Crazy Barry. Not allowed near children. We work around that.
Keith : How come I don't get a nickname?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname, Keith.
Keith : My last name is Dudemeister.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : And what am I supposed to do with that? Okay, I'm not a magician.
