SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

MuscleBob BuffPants/Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost (1999)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

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Quotes 

• Squidward : [notices a tombstone outside his house as SpongeBob and Patrick attempt to put him to rest]  Spongebob, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?

  SpongeBob : Nope, just into this hole.

  Squidward : [sighs]  SpongeBob, I have a confession to make...

  SpongeBob : [as Squidward takes off the towel on his head, he gasps]  You're bald?

  Squidward : No, I'm not bald! I'm alive!

• [SpongeBob and Patrick think Squidward is a ghost] 

  Squidward : Enough! Squidward's ghost is feeling unusually generous today, and has decided to spare ye a horrible fate. Sssss. All you must do is obey my every whim and tickle my fancy on demand.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Does that include...?

  Squidward : Quiet! Do as you're told, lest you incur the wrath of Squidward!

  Patrick : I think they make a cream for that now.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, Patrick, Hike!

  [Patrick blows on some chess pieces, while SpongeBob carries a rock and drops it] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You just lost three points.

  [climbs coral tree] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : One, two, five.

  [blows bubble shaped like a G and a 7] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : G-7!

  Patrick : G-7? King me! King me!

  [runs into coral] 

  Patrick : I lose!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : But it's not Tuesday, Patrick.

  Patrick : Tartar sauce!

  Squidward : [opens window from house]  Hey! What are you invertebrates doing?

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : We don't know.

• [Patrick and SpongeBob are carring Squidward in his lounge chair] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Here?

  Squidward : No, too wet.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Here?

  Squidward : No, too hot. Keep moving. Keep moving.

  [they move to a spoof of a Henri Toulouse-Lautrec poster] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Here?

  Squidward : Too Louse-Lautrec.

  [rimshot] 

• Squidward : I hunger for nourishment.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Nothing but the freshest, your ghostliness. A grape fresh from the vine, your noncorporealness. A banana peeled to your liking, your inmaterialness.

  Patrick : [drops a huge watermelon on Squidward's mouth]  One watermelon straight from the manure fields, your spookiness.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Art thou not pleased?

  Squidward : Enough! I want something else, something hard to find.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : We are here to please you.

  Patrick : What do you hunger for, master?

  Squidward : Cherry pie.

  [Patrick pulls out a cherry pie from his back] 

  Squidward : Where did you get that?

  Patrick : I found it.

  Squidward : [throws away pie]  Well, go find it again!

• Patrick : [returns with the pie Squidward threw earlier]  I found it!

  Squidward : I'll take that!

  [throws it in his face] 

  Patrick : Yes your ghostliness!

  [licks pie off his face] 

  Patrick : this is fun.

• Squidward : This attic better be cl...

  [shows Spongebob and Patrick holding a coffin for Squidward] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, get in.