The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa Gets an 'A' (1998)

Harry Shearer: Reverend Lovejoy, Principal Skinner, Otto, Otto as Atkins

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : I've just received some rather unusual news regarding your unprecedented A-triple-plus. To be honest, I'm surprised and saddened. Eh, no, not saddened. What's the word? Ah, yes, delighted!

  Lisa Simpson : What?

  Principal Skinner : I'm delighted to report that your grade brought the entire school's GPA up to our state's minimum standard. We now qualify for a basic assistance grant. It's the greatest honor the school has ever received, and it's all thanks to you. Your devotion to scholarship is a shining beacon to all who...

  Lisa Simpson : Stop it! I cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Cheated! Chated! Cheated!

  Principal Skinner : Lisa, what are you trying to say?

  Lisa Simpson : I cheated!

• Principal Skinner : Okay, everybody. Let's have a round of applause for the real State Comptroller.

  [Comptroller Atkins looks back confused and is quickly ushered out by Chalmers] 

  Superintendent Chalmers : [under his breath]  Idiot.

• [first lines] 

  Reverend Lovejoy : And may we burn in painful and foul-smelling fire for ever and ever.